"The Campaign's Almost Over"

"The Campaign's Almost Over"

(to the tune of Oasis' "Champagne Supernova")

How many of your positions changed?
How many lies--isn't it strange?
Where were you when Bill was getting high?
Threw your medals on the Mall,
Said you dodged a cannonball,
Where were you when Bill was getting high?

That's why we will find you
losing in a landslide,
'Cause the campaign's almost over and you lied.
That's why we will find you
losing in a landslide,
'Cause the campaign's almost over,
The campaign's almost over and you lied.

Wake up at dawn to call the wives,
Say their husbands lost their lives,
"Wipe that tear away now from your eye."
4th I.D.'s behind a wall,
Taking flak and cannonballs,
Where were you when Bill was getting high?

That's why we will find you
losing in a landslide,
'Cause the campaign's almost over and you lied.
That's why we will find you
losing in a landslide,
'Cause the campaign's almost over,
The campaign's almost over and you lied.

People believed what you told us all to think all last summer.
One thing July, but then Dean died,
And now you say you haven't changed your mind.
Right, right, yeah right.

How many Rose Garden answers changed?
No WMD, isn't it strange?
Where were you when Bill was getting high?
"Alabama" and that's all
That you say when Rather calls.
Where were you when Bill was getting high?

That's why we will find you
losing in a landslide,
'Cause the campaign's almost over and you lied.
That's why we will find you
losing in a landslide,
'Cause the campaign's almost over,
The campaign's almost over and you lied.

- Author unknown